Jewcy Zeitgeist: Economic Delusion, Italy’s Inability To Shake Facism and Pirates, Pirates, Pirates!

Dean Kamen, inventor of the Segway scooter, has his sights set on helping the world’s poorest billion people.
An Italian judge has banned a couple from giving their child a "ridiculous" name.
A spokesperson for the Bush Administration praised the early returns on the Bush Administration’s bailout plan for the current economic crisis.
Al-Qaeda is experiencing technical difficulties.
C. Montgomery Burns -er- Rupert Murdoch is unhappy about his portrayal as a closet liberal in a soon-to-be-released biography.
People are upset over Sarah Palin’s expensive wardrobe, but more interestingly, the NY Times article also reveals that her youngest son is named "Trig." Gotta love the Kramer-inspired math names.
"There are a host of pirates, but they don’t identify themselves with eye-patches and hook hands so it isn’t immediately obvious that they are pirates." — Chief Nato spokesman James Appathurai, on Somalia’s pirate problems

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A creature of the Washington, D.C., suburban sprawl, Jake Rake is a graduate of the University of Maryland. His interests include baseball, rock 'n roll, and not feeling feelings. Jake is a contributor to The Onion, Gelf, SNY's The Nooner and The Business Corporation, posts daily on JakeRake.com and hangs out like crazy. He works on a couch in Jewcy's Dumbo office and recently achieved his lifelong goal of posting a link to a novelty hardcore porn site on the website of an online Jewish magazine.

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