JakeRake

A creature of the Washington, D.C., suburban sprawl, Jake Rake is a graduate of the University of Maryland. His interests include baseball, rock 'n roll, and not feeling feelings. Jake is a contributor to The Onion, Gelf, SNY's The Nooner and The Business Corporation, posts daily on JakeRake.com and hangs out like crazy.  He works on a couch in Jewcy's Dumbo office and recently achieved his lifelong goal of posting a link to a novelty hardcore porn site on the website of an online Jewish magazine.

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Jewcy Zeitgeist: America on the Warpath, Gettin’ Loaded on Blow in the UK and Jobs are for Suckers, Anyway

What’s goin’ on in the world today? People fightin’, feudin’, lootin’, it’s okay. Let it…

Jewcy Zeitgeist: A Tough Day To Be Gay Or Michael Crichton, But Don’t Worry, The Coke Is Flowin’

It is the author’s opinion that Condolezza Rice is being unreasonably pessimistic in saying that…

A New Day: Feelings vs. Reason

Cheers to my brother’s girlfriend. Always the optimistic, tree-hugging, whale-saving, jailed-protester, "I like the Shins…

A New Day: Feelings vs. Reason

I’m not prone to sentimentality. The subtitle of my site is "Feelings Are Stupid." However,…

Jewcy Zeitgeist: Obamarama, Dirty Deeds In Canada and a Tough Night For Al Franken

The black guy won. The Democrats now control the House and Senate as well. Doggone…

Philadelphia Inquirer Getting It Done Linguistically

For whatever reasons, some subset of the American population continues to dwell on profanity as…

Jewcy Zeitgeist: Vegas Likes Obama, Hookers Feeling the Pinch and the FCC Protecting Our Virgin Ears

The Supreme Court clearly has its priorities straight, spending Tuesday morning hearing a case between…

Killing The President: Easier Said Than Done

In the mid-90’s, Chris Rock famously joked that there could never be a black Vice…