JakeRake

A creature of the Washington, D.C., suburban sprawl, Jake Rake is a graduate of the University of Maryland. His interests include baseball, rock 'n roll, and not feeling feelings. Jake is a contributor to The Onion, Gelf, SNY's The Nooner and The Business Corporation, posts daily on JakeRake.com and hangs out like crazy.  He works on a couch in Jewcy's Dumbo office and recently achieved his lifelong goal of posting a link to a novelty hardcore porn site on the website of an online Jewish magazine.

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Jewcy Zeitgeist: Castro Still Kickin’, Letting It All Hang Out In Crazy Australia and Eating Your Way Out Of Prison In Quebec

A roundup of matters of mild importance…  1,000 people turned out for the funeral of…

Jewcy Zeitgeist: You Could Call It “Agaska,” R.I.P. Mitch Mitch and Watch Out For The Feisty German Poor

News you can use to avoid actually having to open a newspaper. The Obama Administration…

Mormons, Jews Uninterested In Not Wasting Time

Organized religion may have hit an all-time low this week, as two of the world’s…

Jewcy Zeitgeist: Moose Hot Dogs, Ceasefire in Darfur and Financial Troubles Finish the Job The Alero Started

All the news that’s fit to reprint without permission. As if enough people didn’t already…

Before ‘Post-Racism,’ There Was Buckwheat

With the release of The Little Rascals: The Complete Collection DVD box set making front-page…

Jewcy Zeitgeist: Russia Looking To Rush Next Semester, A Star Turn For the Obama Girls and Mormons Being Mormons

All the news that’s fit to reprint. President-Elect Obama has asked the old guard to…

Jewcy Zeitgeist: MGM & YouTube Make Nice, An Extra-Value Meal For Every Chinese and the Return of the Maverick

A look at the happenings and lack thereof from all corners of the Universe. China…

It’s Great To Be Back…

The euphoria of Brother Obama’s election sure was fun, but welcome back to reality, America.…