JakeRake

A creature of the Washington, D.C., suburban sprawl, Jake Rake is a graduate of the University of Maryland. His interests include baseball, rock 'n roll, and not feeling feelings. Jake is a contributor to The Onion, Gelf, SNY's The Nooner and The Business Corporation, posts daily on JakeRake.com and hangs out like crazy.  He works on a couch in Jewcy's Dumbo office and recently achieved his lifelong goal of posting a link to a novelty hardcore porn site on the website of an online Jewish magazine.

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Jewcy Zeitgeist: Pirate Chatter, Robo-AIDS and Hillary Gets a New Job

The news that’s not about dead Indians: President-Elect Obama is expected today to announce the…

Jewcy Zeitgeist: Zimbabweans Getting Sick, 16th-Century-Style, Drinkin’ Pee in Space and Russia Does As Russia Does

Last one before the news takes a couple of days off so that those who…

Jewcy Zeitgeist: Robo Ethics, Rogue Health Nuts and Chinese Suppression Of Axl’s Opus

Meanwhile, back on Earth… Osama bin Laden’s former driver is set to be transferred from…

Angelina Jolie, Soviet-Style

I guess Angelina Jolie is awesome [look how much trouble Ricky Gervais got into for…

Church Turns To Lennon For Self-Preservation

In what could have been surprising display of humility, the Catholic Church has posthumously "forgiven"…

Jewcy Zeitgeist: More Shady Shit In Russia, Obama Keeps It Real and Axl Rose Finally Delivers

Stuff happens, even on the weekend somtimes… Chinese Democracy is reality (the album, not the…

Jewcy Zeitgeist: Finding Copernicus, Iraqis Tired of Being Killed By Americans and Angelina Jolie Controls the Media

Who messed up what today? Various low-level underlings at Verizon have been put on leave…

Jewcy Zeitgeist: RIP Yugo, Wal-Mart Does Good and 50 Beefs With Taco Bell

NEWS!!!!! John McCain returned to work in Washington for the first time since losing the…