NEWS!!!!!
- John McCain returned to work in Washington for the first time since losing the presidential election.
- Paul McCartney and Guns n’ Roses will both make their upcoming albums available on MySpace before they will be released for sale.
- Wal-Mart has struck a deal with Duke Energy to power hundreds of its stores using wind energy.
- The New York Times has taken a strong editorial position, recommending that you wear a sparkly dress at your office Christmas party this year.
- Al-Qaeda apparently missed the memo about Barack Obama secretly being a Muslim hellbent on destroying America, deeming him a "house negro," with a "heart full of hate."
- Irving Brecher, a pioneer in American comedy who wrote for Milton Berle, the Marx Bros. and George Burns, among others, died yesterday in Los Angeles.
- In a devastating blow to the internation automobile insdustry, Yugos have gone out of production in Serbia.
- Tom Daschle will likely serve as Secretary of the Department of Health and Human Services in the Obama administration.
- Mike Mussina, a pitcher for the New York Yankees of baseball, is expected to retire.
- Tensions are running high between 50 Cent and Taco Bell. Stay tuned for more as this story develops.
- From CNN.com: "Prostitute to Spitzer’s wife: ‘I’m sorry’"
- Yemen may be running out of oil.
- The Marion Barry of Vietnam has been popped for buying illegal rhino horns in South Africa.
- "There’s a delicious irony in seeing private luxury jets flying into Washington, D.C., and people coming off of them with tin cups in their hands." – Rep. Gary L. Ackerman (D-N.Y.), on the chief executives of GM, Chrysler and Ford attending hearings in Washington yesterday to discuss a possible bailout package for the auto industry.
With the exception of Willis, the cast is made up of actors who have no business waving guns around.
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