Family
We’re really confused about Natalie Portman’s baby’s name.
I think we’ve gotten past some of the biggest things in planning our wedding: we’ve got the date, we’ve got the space, we decided on a caterer, and now we’re discussing motifs. Now we keep on trucking until February, and we have made it!
The betting window is open, and we’re gonna give 3 to 2 odds that the little guy is getting the snip.
Normally, we at the Jewcy HQ require our Big Jewcy members to be at least one year old, but when fashion herself, [Jewish] celebrity stylist Rachel Zoe, had a bouncing baby boy with her husband Rodger Berman, we decided to make an exception.
If you try and stand in the way of my unborn child becoming a Jew by getting circumcised, I will punch you.
One day we’re going to have kids, but what baseball team will they root for?