• Gwyneth Paltrow, total mom dancer. [Hollywood Reporter]
• Narcissism is IN, courtesy of people like Lena Dunham. [Esquire]
• Nick Kroll might be surpassing Schmidt as our favorite Network Jew. Here’s a clip from his upcoming Comedy Central series, the Nick Kroll Show. [Vulture]
• Harold Bloom is God, says Tablet Magazine. [Tablet]
• The New York Times finally realizes Julie Klausner and her How Was Your Week podcast is awesome (we’ve been saying that for years.) [NYT]
• Drew Barrymore would hate going to Florida, and Billy Eichner knows it. [Funny or Die]