• Someone stole a rabbi’s car and made off with a $30,000 torah scroll (the vehicle and the scroll were found). [NYDN]
• The definitive guide to the Jewish band from Hoboken, Yo La Tengo. [BuzzFeed]
• Alec Baldwin does everything short of blackmailing Lena Dunham to get a part on her HBO show, Girls. [WNYC]
• Don’t take Joan Rivers to court, because you will lose. [THR]
• More about Network Jew extraordinaire Nick Kroll. [Splitsider]
• Billy on the Street, our favorite new show not starring Nick Kroll, debuts the Julia Roberts Obstacle Course. [Vulture]