Today, on the 11th day of the seventh month, we celebrate Free Slurpee Day. Technically, it’s called 7-Eleven Day (a copy editor’s nightmare), but the important thing here are the free Slurpees.
However, lest you think overcaffeinated Starbucks-goers are the only chroniclers of Kashrut, the Chicago Rabbinical Council has what seems to be the definitive Kosher Slurpee List (at least through December 31):
THE FOLLOWING SLURPEE FLAVORS ARE NOT CERTIFIED KOSHER!
HORCHATA OLE
ORANGE BANG SMOOTHIE
STRAWBERRY TWIZZLER
MONSTER BLACK
TROPICANA GRAPE WILD STRAWBERRY
We here at Jewcy are enjoying our kosher-approved Coca-Cola Slurpees, thank you very much:
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