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Highlights From When Drake Got Punk’d by Ashton Kutcher

Jewcy favorite Drake got Punk’d this week, with a fake earthquake in a parking garage orchestrated by perennial prankster Ashton Kutcher. We feel for Drake because that actually sounds terrifying (also really mean), and because getting Punk’d seems like the worst thing ever.

Here were the highlights from the episode, which may as well have been called ‘The Time Drake Didn’t Get to Meet the Vice President:’

• Drake thinks he’s going to a meeting with Joe Biden (though presumably not to ask for his daughter’s hand in marriage).

• Kutcher references Drake’s hypothetical Canadian tears.

• Drake says his mom will be happy to hear that the (fake) Secret Service likes his music.

• “That was my first earthquake ever.” Classic Drake.

• Jewcy contributor Adam Lustick plays an angry guy who ends up tazing his pregnant wife.

• He seems geniunely disappointed that he won’t get to meet Biden (especially because he already told his mom, aw).

Get More:
Punk’d, Full Episodes

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