From: Elizabeth Wurtzel To: Ben Karlin
Just for fun, today I challenged my classmates to come up with six-word autobiographies of themselves, because apparently there is some new book that collects such thing.
They came up with some good ones:
Dead poet reincarnated as lawyer. Remembers.
Who has Wire Season 2? Return!
Extending childhood by accumulating university degrees.
G-Chat. Facebook. YouTube. Where was productivity?
Quarterlife crisis eventually becomes midlife crisis.
Saw my prettiest sunrise too young.
Possible snow Monday, I love California.
Why must it all slip away?
I can't believe I said that!
Failed to write an autobiography in six words.
I had a few for myself, couldn't narrow it down. Here they are:
I came, I saw, I wrote.
I didn't come, but I wrote.
I hate myself. Want to die.
Bad parents, bad boyfriends, good words.
Harvard. Job. Fired. Job. Fired. Yale.
So, Ben, what's yours?