Everything you need to know about babymaking and baby-rearing from today’s Internet:
• Natalie Morales of The Today Show grills Enchanted star Amy Adams on her former career as a Hooters waitress.
• The new horror movie Teeth, about a woman with a fanged hoo-ha, promises to be the campiest—and grossest—female-empowerment gorefest since Carrie. Watch the first five minutes here.
• Related: If you haven’t gotten your fill of genital dentistry for the day, read Jewcy contributer Ken Mondschein’s history of the vagina dentata.
• Rickie Lake thinks you should have your baby at home, in the bathtub. Slate and Salon review her new movie.
• Fans of romance novelist Cassie Edwards discovered that in several of her books, including Savage Longings, Savage Moon and Savage Beloved, the novelist had plagiarized articles about black-footed ferrets and polecat migration. (Listen, it’s hard to truly lose yourself in a tempestuous love scene if you suspect the author’s ferret descriptions were stolen from another writer.)