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Cum for World Peace

Finally, finally, finally! Peaceniks wake up to Rovian style agitprop. Meet Global Orgasm, a net-powered effort to get us all to climax at the same time (because two simultaneously is a breeze) on the Winter Solstice, thereby putting an end to war. Not just the one in Iraq, but all the bloody fuckers.

The campaign was organized by two aged, married hippies: the husband looks like the teacher from Head of the Class a puffier Richard Harris, and the wife's very attractive. (To think all my grandmother does is play bingo for personal profit.) Also, their website features the greatest countdown clock since the one that tocked away Ashley and Mary-Kate's status as minors.

More info after the jump…

The Event WHO? All Men and Women, you and everyone you know. WHERE? Everywhere in the world, but especially in countries with weapons of mass destruction. WHEN? Winter Solstice Day – Friday, December 22nd, at the time of your choosing, in the place of your choosing and with as much privacy as you choose. WHY? To effect positive change in the energy field of the Earth through input of the largest possible surge of human energy a Synchronized Global Orgasm. There are two more US fleets heading for the Persian Gulf with anti-submarine equipment that can only be for use against Iran, so the time to change Earth’s energy is NOW!

 

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