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Like I’m A PhD Student, So Like Bite The Holocaust!

Kathy, a 24-year-old PhD student/Valley girl/Gemini (born in the year of the Dog) probes the Holocaust. Ripping a line or two from the Judith Regan "cabal" of thought, below are some of the insights this curious hybrid breeds:

i don’t like jews for a lot of reasons, like, because they lie a lot. so if a jew says something, it’s a lie! so if they said that there was a holocaust, then that means there wasn’t a holocaust. so, that’s the proof!

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so, it was a long long time ago, like maybe 1970 or something – when the jews were being, like REAL pains in the ass of europe, and until I wrote that last sentence, i didn’t even know that europe HAD an ass. but Europe HAS TO have an ass because the jews were such pains in it. they were like european hemorrhoids. eurohoids! and the holocaust was like preparation-h to get rid of the eurohoids. (not that i would know about preparation-h. that’s the kind of shit my dumb-ass grandparents use!)

And for the grand finale:

and after that so-called “holocaust”, the jews then started murdering palestinian babies to drink their blood for their holiday rituals. and then they would sit in their zionist jewish centers tearing the raw flesh of palestinian babies with their devil-claws while plotting to destroy the whole world with their network of world slavery and global capitalism. like, redundant? slavery and capitalism? jew and imperialist murderer? so science once again proves that the holocaust didn’t happen and that the jews are a bunch of trouble-fucks.

Tee Hee. I think the irony in the humor was lost somewhere before the E.E. Cummings style of diahrretic stream-of-consciousness exploded onto my screen.

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