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Lord knows Radar doesn't hug the shore with content, but if this is a parody, they're as good as sued. If it's legit, somebody please get Stephen Baldwin into therapy, stat:

Radar: Can you name the Ten Commandments.

SB: Gosh, I should know this. I spank my children because they don't know this. Let me think…. Thou shall not kill…. Thou shall not steal…. [Long pause] Honor thy mother and father…. [Another long pause] Shall not covet thy neighbor's wife….

Radar: That's four.

SB: Gosh … I can't think…. Do not commit adultery…. Murder!

Radar: You did that already.

SB: Dang … hmm … don't use the Lord's name in vain?

Radar: Yes.

SB: How many do I have?

Radar: Six.

SB: That's it? That's all I got? What's the other four?

Radar: They don't make sense to me.

SB: Well, if they don't make sense to you, and you're reading them, how am I supposed to know?

Radar: Because you're born-again.

SB: Just because I'm born-again doesn't mean I have to have the Ten Commandments memorized. See, that's the bad rap the born-again thing has gotten. What being born-again means for me is that I'm having so much fun in this interview that we're not going to go out and get an 8-ball of blow tonight and go crazy. That's what born again means to me: Inasmuch as I'd like to do that, gosh, I'll just go home and read some scripture with the wife.

 

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