And On The 7th Day, God Created 3D Glasses

Deadline is reporting that Paramount Pictures is planning a 3D adaptation of Genesis, titled In The Beginning.  While I’ve wished my whole life to watch Adam and Eve cavorting through Eden in fig leaves this close to my face, it looks like my dream is finally coming true: "The film is using The Book of Genesis as its primary resource. A script has been written by John Fusco (Hidalgo), and directing will be TV vet David Cunningham…I’m told the $30 million film will use 3-D visuals to transform the oft-told tale into a spectacle that the filmmakers hope will attract family- and faith-based audiences that flocked to The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe, that first Chronicles of Narnia installment made on Granat’s Walden watch. I hear Granat pitched the film by claiming that the Adam And Eve story has never really been told by a feature film. (At least not since John Huston.)"