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Battle of the Unkosher: Traif Vs. The KFC Double Down

The title doesn’t do this battle justice.  Here are the stats: Traif A new restaurant in Williamsburg with the perfect name (maybe a tad bit insulting) and possibly delicious menu that includes braised pork cheeks a l’ancienne, baked Maine lobster gratin, bbq short rib sloppy Joe’s VS. The KFC Double Down The Colonel gives us cheese and bacon between two pieces of fried chicken.  It’s a mere 1400 calories, and includes free heart palpitations. The winner: While Traif is situated at the edge of one of the most Hasidic neighborhoods in Brooklyn, at least they took the guess work out of wondering if it’s a viable option for feeding your visiting baal teshuva cousin.  Still, KFC is tied with Arby’s as the most disgusting fast food place we can think of. We are proclaiming that until the next season of Bizarre Foods starts up, and Andrew Zimmern is downing a plate of pig testicles smothered in butter seasoned with the wings of some exotic insect, The Double Down is the most unkosher thing we can think of.

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