Former Masturbators Get T-Shirt, Jesus as Consolation Prize

As you may know, we here at Jewcy have been busy launching some amazingly buzzworthy t-shirts. But, as it turns out, we aren’t the only religion blog throwing our proverbial tees into the ring.

This week, we were challenged by the good folks over at P4CM.com, otherwise known as the Passion for (4?) Christ Movement, who have launched what they are calling the "Ex-Shirt" campaign, featuring solid colored shirts with bold text written across the front announcing what you quit doing for Christ’s sake.

Now, I’m willing to admit that the Ex-Hustler and the Ex-Diva are a little bit cool. I’m even willing to ignore how much the Ex-Homosexual shirt makes me want to vom. But who, for the love of God, would want to wear this shirt?:

Well, those kids, I guess. It’s not for the faint of heart though. As the Ex-Masturbator introductory video tells us:

We want you to rock it. You gotta have confidence though ’cause cats are gonna be clowning you. We already talked about, you know, you walk into the 7-11 and people are gonna be joking and snickering, and you almost want to direct it to those people and tell them you know, you all laughing probably because y’all still masturbating!

Yes, that’s definitely why they’re laughing. Well, to each his own.

P.S. Someone needs to gently explain to the girl in that video that, in this context, the word "bondage" doesn’t mean what she thinks it means.