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Jews in Hollywood: Douchebags

Sandwiched between egomaniac Quadrillionaire James Cameron and possible Jew hater, Walt Disney, 3 Jews find themselves on The Frisky’s "10 Worst Bosses in Hollywood" list.  Jason Goldberg and Ari Emanuel make the list at 3 and 4, which isn’t much of a surprise, but Ben Stiller at #2???  Ben, what gives buddy?  You play the same nice (but clueless) guy in every movie you’re in (sans Greenberg), but you slipped a few notches for being such a priss with your iced tea order:

"It had to be unsweetened, and I was to sweeten it with 1.5 packets of Splenda inside 16 ounces of unsweetened iced tea…  When I brought it in a paper cup, he said: ‘Can I get a glass for that?’ Then he said: ‘Can you fill that glass with more ice please?’ and then: ‘Can you pour it for me?"

Seriously Focker?  What gives?  I know you’ve worked your bum off to get to where you are today, but 1.5 Splendas???  You’re THAT guy? 

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