Since Jews and baseball go together like Jews and non-profit jobs, bagels and other cultural stereotypes I’m too lazy to list, may we present to you the Jewcy weekly baseball roundup, Jews Love Baseball:
Mint Condition by Dave Jamieson should be considered a holy book. Everything about it makes me feel a little bit better about all the time and money I spent during my youth chasing down Donruss common cards.
- Black, white or Ryan Braun: Major League Baseball loves everybody.
- Miguel Olivo of the Colorado Rockies passes a kidney stone in the 8th inning, comes back and his team still loses. He’s like Willis Reed, except more disgusting and not a winner.
- Chicago Cubs fan protest Arizona immigration laws/don’t protest their loser team.
- Chicago Cubs fans bitchslapping each other/still cheering for a loser team.*
- This is called "false security."
- What sort of horrible person hates the Cleveland Indians? Don’t you remember their (fictional) winning season in the film Major League?
- Gregg Zaun of the Milwaukee Brewers masters the art of drunken catcher.
- Gabe Kapler is playing just above subpar.
The editor of Jewcy.com is a die hard Cubs fan and resents the term "losers."
“Hello, you site is very funny he told me to cheer up”