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Swine Flu is Dead! We Demand a More Kosher Pandemic!

When N1H1 was the big topic of conversation among me and many of my friends who were afraid of dying too young, I would make a joke that "as a Jew, I’m mortified at the prospect of dying by something called Swine Flu."

Today, I’m happy to report that those who want to die a more kosher death need not worry any longer: Swine Flu is no more!  We are all going to okay and can all go on ignoring the fact that regular old flu kills way more people than N1H1 ever did.  And unless they decide "Red Lobster’s Shrimp Fest Flu" is the new name of the seasonal flu, I’m totally alright with that.

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