Tevye the Cottage Cheese Man

My girlfriend has this friend who calls into question the masculinity of any male who eats yogurt.  She just feels like dudes shouldn’t partake in the Dannon.  I wonder what she would say if she caught a glimpse of some really good looking guy, sitting on a park bench, reading some Sarte, and downing a container of Tevye the Milkman brand strawberry yogurt?  Would the utter coolness of this guy change her mind?  After all, he’s munching on this new product offered by a Russian (kosher!) dairy line named after the most famous Yiddish milkman of them all.