Councilman Larry Seabrook, you have done a fabulous job making yourself out to be one of the biggest scumbags in New York’s already F.U.B.A.R. government. But beyond all that, you paid $177 dollars for a bagel, and impressed us with your expensive taste and ability to dream big. We at Jewcy are simple folk. We’re happy with our untoasted garlic bagel with a light smear of cream cheese and maybe a few capers. But in honor of the news that you are still acting like a scumbag, wasting out tax dollars in a manner so careless that you’re just screaming to get caught, we thought of a few of our "dream bagels", but also wondered what kind of bagel would you, are dear Jewcy readers, get if you had to spend $177 dollars on a bagel?
A few ideas:
1. The Goldstein: Apple butter and gold leaf. The raisins are made out of champagne grapes.
2. The Lil’ Frenchie: A bagel with a piece of filet mignon in the hole; taken from the tiniest, tenderest cow raised by the tiniest farmers in the tiniest village in France.
3. The Kobe: A bagel autographed by Kobe Bryant.
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