Well Woody, you survived another year. According to most studies, you’ve got three more to really flip death the middle finger — considering the average American lives about 78 years. And even though two out of every three of your films are stinkers, we really want you to achieve your goal of achieving immortality not through your work, but through not dying.
In your 75 years on this mortal coil, you’ve done a fine job of creeping out millions and also creating the template for what most people the world over consider the Jewish New Yorker. We want you to keep it going buddy. Keep outrunning that thing you love and fear the most.
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