MaNishtana

i'm manishtana.  black. jewish. 100% both. ffb. 5th generation. im like a unicorn mixed with a dragon. that can whistle. yes we exist. i am merciless. i am snark incarnate. i will crush your soul with my eyes and make you laugh while i do it. or maybe not. depends. i'm unpredictable like that.  but most importantly, im here to blow up spots and force ppl to become better. that is all. as you were. –MaNishtana http://manishtana.net

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Chrismukkah? No, Thanks.

So as Chanukah winds down, I thought I’d address something that bothers me (and apparently…

Real Talk Parsha: Vayeshev

Ok. So maybe not everyone wants to admit that Jews run the media. But I…

Real Talk Parsha: Vayishlach

Seriously, what was Jacob thinking? When he last left Esau, the dude was trying to…

Real Talk Parsha: Vayetze

So does anyone else wonder why Lavan takes it so personally after Jacob just up…

Real Talk Parsha: Toldot

And this week we have the parsha on the forefather with the worst PR agent…

Real Talk Parsha: Chayei Sarah

Well, after last week’s virtual cornucopia of cannon fodder, we’re left with fairly slim pickings…

Keeping Away From the Schvartzes

Hey kids!  Gather around now, we’re gonna talk about the "s-word"! Yay! Yay! Y’know, "schvartze."…

Real Talk Parsha: Vayera

Now this week’s portion is full of all kinds of juicy bits. After circumcising himself…