Spice Up This Election Season With ‘Yiddish Curses for Republican Jews’

“May you live to a hundred and twenty without Social Security or Medicare,” new website suggests

Daily Jewce: Madonna Turns Le Pen Concert Swastika Into Question Mark

In the news today: Dee Snider asks Paul Ryan to stop using Twisted Sister song, Seth Rogen squeemish about on-screen masturbation, that Navajo Moose pendent on Ebay looks kind of familiar, and more

Biblical Theme Park in Israel Now Offering Wireless Internet on Donkey Rides

There is really a place where you can ride an animal with a Wi-Fi router around its neck

Daily Jewce: District Diva’s Photo Shoot, James Franco Takes on Faulkner

In the news today: Matt Drudge maybe stalking Israeli DJ, Milton Glaser reads his quotes in Jonah Lehrer’s ‘Imagine,’ Alison Brie’s rap highlights, and more

‘Real Housewives’ Parody Features the ‘Real’ Housekeepers of Long Island

Bravo-inspired parody video purports to show life in suburban New York— from the point of view of the housekeepers

Daily Jewce: Drake vs. Illuminati, James Deen on Working with Linsday Lohan

In the news today: Judd Apatow’s daughter’s Twitter drama, SJP on ‘Glee,’ Finland’s annual cellphone-throwing contest, and more

Daily Jewce: Madonna Sued in Russia, Mike D.’s Brooklyn Toile Wallpaper

In the news today: Seinfeld on lipstick, Nickelback and Jason Alexander, Aly Raisman and Joe Jonas, and more

Daily Jewce: Alicia Silverstone’s Vegan Plea to Putin, Longboarding in Israel

In the news today: Action Bronson’s favorite NYC bagels, Steven Spielberg no longer Shia Labeouf’s sensei, SJP as Annie, and more