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Spam In The Jewcy Inbox: “White Castle Burger-Scented Candle, Quirky Hanukkah Gift Idea”

It’s just what every Jew wants for Hanukkah: a burning clump of wax that smells like tiny burgers.

“With eight nights of giving, it’s easy to run out of gift ideas for that hard-to-buy for person. Let the aroma of steam-grilled-on-a-bed-of-onions fill the house this Hanukkah season by giving White Castle’s Original slider®-scented candle as a quirky, yet distinctive Hanukkah gift.” (Via e-mail)

At first I couldn’t think of any reason why anybody would want to drop thirteen bucks for a White Castle burger-scented candle, but then I got to thinking to myself how much I really love burgers, and that maybe making a menorah out of these things could be a somewhat delicious idea.  Also, think of all the baal teshuvas that miss eating cheap treyf, they would love one of these.

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