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Drake Suffers From A Dreaded Jewish Affliction

I don’t know about you, but for every time I look at Web MD to self-diagnose myself with something, I cross-check it with a database for Jewish genetic diseases just to make sure it isn’t something handed down from my Eastern European ancestors.  With all this obsessive research, I’ve never been able to find a name for the affliction that seems to strike three out of five Jewish men of Ashkenazi descent which I like to call No Arm Definition Syndrome, or N.A.D.S.  There seems to be no known cure for this condition, and until I read Drake’s profile in this weekend’s New York Times, I’d never realized that he suffered from it just like I do.  But unlike me, Drake is mega-famous, and maybe with all the hoopla surrounding his new album, Take Care, he could use some of the spotlight to draw some attention to this dreaded problem?

(Photo by Richard Perry for the New York Times)

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