• Mayim Bialik explains childhood brain development to Dana Carvey, for real.
• Awesome couple alert: Jason Segel and Michelle Williams.
• The best part of NCAA Final Four weekend? The Saturday morning bagel brunch held by the Jewish Coaches Association.
• Jon Scheyer never went to the Dead Sea while he was playing basketball in Israel.
• DSK “was treated like the messiah at orgies.” Gross.