Anna Nicole, We Hardly Knew Ye

No really.  I mean, we thought we did.  We certainly saw a lot of you.  But I think it’s pretty fair to say that you were the biggest, blondest cipher of all today’s famous-for-being-famous girls gone wild.   Here’s the question for posterity: Will the press, which has been unerringly cruel to Smith for the last half-decade, rein it in due to her untimely passing?  Or will we be forced to read a bunch of “Guess she took too much Trimspa” jokes in USWeekly?