So ready for prime time. Borat talks about the three-year itch with his 15 year-old Kazakh wife: "Her… virgeen start to hang loose like sleeve of wizard." He should be blogging for Gawker with imagery like that.
Michael is an editor of Nextbook and a contributing editor of Jewcy. His work has appeared in Slate, Gawker, New York, Democratiya, Reason, The New Criterion, The Weekly Standard, City Journal and Standpoint. His blog is Snarksmith.