Please, oh please, let this be true.
The Daily Mirror, a popular British tabloid, is reporting that supermodel Kate Moss is preparing to release her very own kosher cookbook. Moss apparently has prepared some kosher meals for her boyfriend, Jamie Hince, lead singer of band The Kills, and finds it so fun that she wants to make money off of it. Kate’s recipes are apparently inspired by ones she learned from her friend, British socialite Stasha Palos, who has her own cookbook coming out this year. Kate has apparently learned to make latkes, chicken soup, and honey cake.
First of all, is Jamie Hince Jewish? I had no idea. Maybe he just happens to like Jewish food.
And secondly, Kate Moss publishing a cookbook? How could that not be the most hilarious thing ever? You know Gwyneth Paltrow is going to be so pissed that Kate is stealing her idea. Maybe Kate will do a sanctimonious email newsletter full of lifestyle "tips" next. I would seriously sign up for that.