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Sammy Sosa Comeback Award

Jose Canseco writes in his tell-all book that steroids in baseball were "as prevalent in the late 1980s and 1990s as a cup of coffee." Sammy, widely accused of juicing, issued the statement in 2005 that he had "never injected myself or had anyone inject me with anything." But he didn't say anything about coffee.

Fresh off his return to the major leagues after a brief retirement, Sosa yesterday belted his 600th home run, and today we present the Sammy Sosa Comeback Award.

This inaugural award goes to butlerwebs.com for their many comebacks, such as…

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