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Shvitz Spritz: It’s All A Bit Plague

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February 21, 2007
  • Duane Reade is like a giant zit. Even when you try and squash it, it spreads all over and infects the landscape of its surrounding area. [Gothamist]
  • I love when 40-page advertisements market themselves as "entertainment" magazines and their Flash-heavy websites then proceed to rudely crash your OS. [Life of Rubin]
  • Barbie's dressed like a tramp because she's on her way to pick up a Nobel Prize, sweetie. [Lilith]
  • France gets infested by hornets that might make their way up to Great Britain. Prime Minister Tony Blair elated that Britain officially has a new pest to target. [Telegraph]
  • Obamamania spreads like wildfire all over Hollywood. Sorry Hillary. Someone had to be sacrificed for this ritual. You know how Jews operate. [Defamer]
  • What's worse: Having sex with Paul McCartney with a prosthetic leg, doing subpar porn, or driving a PT Cruiser? Hands down being a contestant on the upcoming season of "Dancing With The Stars." [Blogging Baby]
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BG is a professional blogger whose work has appeared on numerous sites from Rotten Tomatoes to PopMatters. She loves film, TV (yes "the boob tube"), and music and has critiqued on all three. In 2004, she published a book with Penguin on the hit reality TV show "The Apprentice". She realizes that was four years ago already and we live in fast times. 

Her writing has also appeared in The Boston Globe and The Jerusalem Post. She writing can presently be found over at Jewlicious, Amaldo.com's blog, and an anonymous blog which will one day make her famous and supports her long-term goal of world domination of the blogosphere.

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