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So Long, Hank

This afternoon, Barry “father of the get jacked pill/I thought it was flax seed oil” Bonds blasted homeruns number 752 and 753. Right, lots of 43-year-olds have the natural ability to keep going yard like they're right outta college. He's two away from tying, three away from passing, the great Henry Aaron's 755.

There should be asterisks all over the Bonds record books.

 

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