Starting to Feel Like Losers…

You know those little buttons us tech-savvy folk like to call "tabs" at the top of our homepage? Perhaps you've noticed the words "Home", "Daily Shvitz", "Community", Events", "Interact", "Video", and "Shop" next to each other in a black bar. I'd like to draw your attention to the "Interact" tab. Click it, scroll down, and you'll find our forums, which are becoming more and more like a mildewed shower curtain liner that your lazy ass is too lazy to replace. The savvy among us know that these are meant for posing questions, getting answers from people we don't know from states we don't care about like Idaho, and engaging in riotous fests of nerdiness. There's some entertaining stuff in our Jewcy forums. For one, all the vegetarians invaded the page of a topic I posted about how boring traditional Jewish food is. I'm down with you veggies because my big sis is one. But I'm still fucking annoyed at how the whole comment thread got so off-topic. Anyone who cares to return to my original question, I beg of you, go stop those veggies before they start talking about the really weird shit like seitan and tempeh. Or worse–the VEGANS start in. But I feel kind of like a total loser because no one replied to my query of what you people were going to be for Halloween. And I'm not quite sure, but Joey Kurtzman may feel kind of like a total loser too because no one responded to either his call for feedback on the Jewcy aesthetic or his ramblings about how he can't dance but hates it anyway and wants to ensure he's not alone. The other two users whose sense of self worth are no doubt plummeting to unknowable depths are Michael Weiss with one comment-less forum topic and the wily Anonymous with 2 comment-less but slightly shitty forum topics. So I don't look like a total tool and beat Joey, Michael, and Anonymous in the race out of loserdom, I invite you all to share how crazy your workplace is in my new (and hence comment-less) forum query: Does your job make you want to throw things? In the meantime, I'm going to try to refrain from commenting on Joey's dancing page because dancing is both an activity I love and a topic that intrigues me. But I may not last long–commenting is fucking addicting.