The Baconator

My favorite sexist food blogger Marvo, from The Impulsive Buy, reviews Wendy's Baconator:

Wendy’s Baconator has a name usually reserved for those college students who fully take advantage of the all-you-can-eat breakfast bar in the dormitory cafeteria or the wingmen who takes home the fat chicks.

In this day and age of Ciabatta bread and chipotle peppers, the Baconator’s simplicity is comforting, like freshly baked chocolate chip cookies and milk or nestling my head in between the voluptuous bosom of a woman.

Of course, what’s not comforting about the Baconator is its nutritional values, which makes the Big Mac’s seem small, like a penis after being dunked in the cold water.

Thanks, Marvo. Always looking for an image of a reproductive organ dunked in cold water when I'm sitting down to eat. Marvo referred to the Baconator's nutritional values, so for you health-conscious readers, the Baconator provides a good portion of your daily calories, 830, and probably many days recommended fat intake (51 grams of fat, 22 grams of saturated fat). Eat with at least half a bottle of ketchup and one of them Wendy's Frosties.