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A Nun Named Schmuck

Here’s the short version of the story: a nun moves from Kentucky to a place that welcomes you in with a sign that says “oy vey” (that being Brooklyn, New York), and she comes to the fast realization that her last name is a very popular Yiddish slang word.  We won’t ruin the entire piece you can read at The Atlantic, but we will tell you that the best line in the entire piece was “At one point, there were 400 Schmucks in America.”

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  • The next morning he’s lost his newfound mental abilities but he does have enough of a novel to hand in to his publisher along with a fantastically clean apartment, being that a side effect of the drug is OCD, apparently.

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