Okay, I can’t promise these people aren’t super-nutso-freaks… but I’ve discovered a website that offers free Rabbinical housecalls. So of course I had to share:
Whatever topic of Jewish interest you would like to learn, we can arrange an at-home class for you – free! Our volunteer teachers are prepared to cover anything from beginner’s Hebrew to Talmud, Jewish history to kosher cooking. Go at your own pace, learn what you're interested in knowing, and find out why so many people have become hooked on Jewish learning!
Hey, they’ll even come and teach you Hebrew! For FREE!
Really, it’s nothing to sneeze at. I’m up for that, as long as I have company here to protect me. I’d also be willing to let someone kasher my kitchen, actually (though I couldn't swear it would stay that way).
But even if you aren’t into having a stranger come to your house, you should check out the testimonials. Pretty funny stuff. I’ll totally do this. I so totally will…
Just dare me!