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Gentile Stuff We Don’t Understand: Christmas Trees

Seriously, are we the first people to really point this out?  We even had a crack team trying to find the definitive essay on the freakishness that is getting a tree that was ripped out of the ground and basically placing it on life support until a fat guy breaks into your house.

We found nothing, and now we really have to ask the question: if you’re so into eating locally, recycling, and driving your Prius around town, why do you want to place a dying tree in the middle of your living room?

And seriously, anybody who makes a crack about a “Hanukkah bush,” is dead to us.

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