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G’mar Chatima Tovah

I really like Kol Nidre so much and I'm really looking forward to the service tonight. It's so heavy and really pulls at my heart, but/and synagogues sound so beautiful. So beautiful, in fact, that I wanted to sneak a little listen to Max Bruch's arragement of the Kol Nidre. Here's a pretty version by the Vienna Philharmonic Women's Orchestra, here's a men's a capella version, here's a Moroccan version sung by Eyal Bitton, uh, and here's you're just a click away from a sitar version of the Kol Nidre that turns sort of jam-bandy reggae-ish, if that's your bag. As for alterna-versions, I suppose, if I must, my vote would go to Meshuggah Beach Party's version– they've only slapped their Shalom Alechem onto YouTube, so you'll have to score their CD to make the Kol Nidre happen, which you can get, right here. I have it and I can personally vouch for its wicked awesomeness. Ben Sidran does a great jazz version on the Life's A Lesson CD, Eddie South has a sad little violin version, Alhambra does a nice one, too, on the Art of Judeo-Spanish Songs CD.

And since I won't talk to any of youse until Monday, I have a few Yom Kippur goodies for you too:

Is it weird that I sat through this whole thing by Lil' Mermaid, "Rap Kippur", but didn't go "mmm" until I saw the Nutella…? Anyway. So, this is a little uncha-uncha-uh-uh dancey, but it's kind of a cool view of Tel Aviv in fast forward on Yom Kippur.

Finally, this is– eh, well, I don't know what the fuck this is. Why atone at shul if you can just beat the crap out of a, uh, a, what is that? A blue dog? A chicken might be more appropriate? Nah, I kind of like the little guy's idea of chicken liberation.

G'mar Chatima Tovah.

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