The Rapture Will Bring Jews More Puppy Love

I’m a little fuzzy on the whole Rapture thing.  My understanding is that Jesus comes back, and those of us who either don’t believe or don’t care, are out of luck.  Meanwhile, those who get to "walk with Jesus", have a new service to take care of their dogs when they go away. From Business Week: "Promoted on the Web as "the next best thing to pet salvation in a Post Rapture World," the service has attracted more than 100 clients, who pay $110 for a 10-year contract ($15 for each additional pet.) If the Rapture happens in that time, the pets left behind will have homes-with atheists. Centre has set up a national network of godless humans to carry out the mission. "If you love your pets, I can’t understand how you could not consider this," he says." Okay, so let me get this straight, Christians go to heaven, meanwhile us "nonbelievers" stay here on earth playing with their dogs as some sort of "punishment"? Bring on the Rapture!