Jewish Porn Star Evan Seinfeld Is Back on the Market

Good news, ladies: Evan Seinfeld, the Jewish porn star, musician, and actor is back on the market. He and Tera Patrick, also a porn star, have just announced that they are divorcing. The announcement is conveniently timed, as Patrick has a memoir, Sinner Takes All, that comes out at the end of the month. She claims that she and Seinfeld are divorcing because he wouldn’t give up his porn career – she retired from the industry and is attempting to go mainstream. (Patrick seems to be trying the Jenna Jameson technique, as Jameson tried to cross over with her book How to Make Love Like a Porn Star. No word on whether Patrick has plans to date a UFC fighter and have twins.)

For his part, Seinfeld says that’s not the case. He told Page Six:

While it was great that we were the ‘First Couple’ of porn, the fact is Tera hates the industry. She’s not a sexual person. We barely had sex in our own marriage. She’s desperate to break into the mainstream, and just wants to generate press. I didn’t choose porn over her. Our marriage had a lot of holes in it, despite what she claims.

For those of you itching to hook up with Seinfeld, here’s a little background: he grew up in Canarsie, Brooklyn and went to Camp Lokanda in Glen Spey, New York. He is the former lead singer of the group Biohazard and played Jaz on HBO’s prison series Oz. No word on whether he’s related to Jerry Seinfeld, though. Can you imagine how entertaining their family seders would be?