JakeRake

A creature of the Washington, D.C., suburban sprawl, Jake Rake is a graduate of the University of Maryland. His interests include baseball, rock 'n roll, and not feeling feelings. Jake is a contributor to The Onion, Gelf, SNY's The Nooner and The Business Corporation, posts daily on JakeRake.com and hangs out like crazy.  He works on a couch in Jewcy's Dumbo office and recently achieved his lifelong goal of posting a link to a novelty hardcore porn site on the website of an online Jewish magazine.

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McCain Hates Gooks; Does Anybody Care?

In these times of subliminal advertising, discreet media bias and general indirectness, it’s nice to…

Jewcy Zeitgeist: Barack and his Bubbe, Farcical Government Crackdowns and Protecting the Pachyderms

Lazy Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama is jumping ship on his campaign and jetting off…

As Youkilis Goes, So Go Jewish Ballplayers in ’08

Unless it turns out that Dioner Navarro is secretly a Marrano, the 2008 World Series…

Jewcy Zeitgeist: Rogue Colins, Hot Celebs and Chinese Labor Laws!

• After speaking up and jumping from the sinking ship that is the Republican Party,…

Tough Guys Dance At Bar Mitzvahs

The tribe lost some of its street cred this week, as pioneering sports handicapper and…

Jewcy Zeitgeist: Christians Love Israel, Armenians Not So Much

  • In a banner moment for cultural relations, 3,000 Christians gathered for a march…

Will Jesse Jackson Please Shut Up About Obama and Israel?

Jesse Jackson, who three and a half months ago expressed his desire to amputate Obama’s…

Shocker: Jews Shouldering Blame for Economic Crisis

Given the classic anti-Semitic mantra that the Jews control the world’s money, it is only…