Jewcy Zeitgeist: Mostly Bad News, Some Prehistoric Relics

Rough day pretty much all around today…

• The renowned terrorist hunters of Pakistan will be assisting India in the investigation of the Mumbai attacks.
• A congressional task force has somehow determined that a nuclear attack is expected to occur sometime before 2013.
• Sound the drums of battle! The first shots have been fired in the U.S. War on Pirates!
• The Prime Minister of Thailand has resigned.
• The European Union will take in 10,000 Iraqi refugees from the U.S. war. 
• U.S. terrorism officials are taking this opportunity to deliver a polite but firm, "Toldya So," to India over last weeks attacks in Mumbai.
• Some pretty sweet Stone Age carving have been uncovered during an excavation in Russia.
• The six Jews confirmed dead in the Mumbai attacks were apparently tortured before they were killed.
• Kraft will provide heat at bus stops around Chicago this winter as part of an ad campaign for delicious Stove Top stuffing.
• The FCC is working to provide free wireless Internet access across the entire country, however, the network would be censored. Thanks, Big Brother.