Become Rich Like the Jews

It is great to be blogging on Jewcy.com. My blog posts this week will be…

Bail Out of the Bailout

No more rules.  Rules suck.  Rules are for the weak.  Tlkeajtughajer;eqwujgahhkgjadlsgfdasr;ra;.  That’s what a sentence…

Talking Apes, Tanning Beds, and Lots of Pork — A Yom Kippur Message from Sarah Palin

I wish Sarah Palin would stop beaming telepathic messages to me. I can’t stand having…

Stunning New Images from Madonna

As Her Majesty, the Queen of Kabbalah, tours the country once again with her “Hard…

20% of the Keating Five, 100% Bullshit

Damn was that town hall thing hard to sit through. First of all, it was…

Angetevka Days

On the evening of Yom Kippur, in preparation for the 25 hour fast, Jews the…

Atonement Missive: “I’m sorry I’ve called people idiots.”

It’s difficult trying to atone for 364 days of sins in a mere 24 hours…

Scalin’s Skulls

Every day when we clean our teeth we see in the mirror a glimpse of…