Two nutty dog owners threw an absurdly lavish wedding ceremony for their dogs, who I’m sure we can all agree would’ve rather just humped each other out back. The event set a Guinness World Record for the most expensive pet wedding in history, which is good, since the owner (mother?) of one of the dogs said crazy things like “My reputation is on the line.” Reputation intact!
Who was the lucky rabbi officiating this beautiful ceremony? None other than Triumph the Insult Comic Dog, the crass creation of Jewish comedian Robert Smigel (happy belated birthday, btw!). No one in the well-coiffed human/canine audience one was spared.
“Of course this is a Jewish wedding,” he told the crowd, “so when they took Baby Hope to get fixed, she said ‘Start with the nose.”
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