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Basketballs Are Cool

Basketballs. They separate us from the animals. For fifteen million years, man has used basketball as his greatest tool. Whether as a crude bludgeoning instrument against a vicious, wild mongoose, used to "serve" a cocky gazelle, or just to enchant other cavewomen with the mysterious, gravity-defying finger-spin, the basketball is truly the one earmark of true sentience.

Basketball: we salute you. 

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