Basketballs. They separate us from the animals. For fifteen million years, man has used basketball as his greatest tool. Whether as a crude bludgeoning instrument against a vicious, wild mongoose, used to "serve" a cocky gazelle, or just to enchant other cavewomen with the mysterious, gravity-defying finger-spin, the basketball is truly the one earmark of true sentience.
Basketball: we salute you.
JewcyCraig
Craig Leinoff is Jewcy's Director of Technology. He's currently working on his second million, but only because his first million didn't work out so well. He is a recent graduate of Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute where he was a humor columnist and Editor-in-Chief of Statler & Waldorf Magazine.
He used to live with a Chinese family who let him stay there for free, but later moved to Spanish Harlem. Now he lives in Park Slope, in a man's home, which is his castle.
It is a well put together concept and shall be appreciated for that. Thank you for explaining what needed to be said.