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Christmas Pornaments

Tumescent X-mas tree ornaments cause a minor stir in Florida:

"It is just sad they have to stoop to this kind of thing to defame Christmas," Hillcrest Baptist Church Rev. Jim Patterson said. "It says we are nothing more than sexual acts or psychical being and we are much more than that. We are spiritual beings and this is a spiritual holiday. And, why bring it to that level. It makes no sense to me."

Yeah, because nothing says Birth of Our Savior like seeing a shorts-wearing Santa lying face-down around an aura of yellow snow and Jim Bean.  

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