David Schwimmer’s Career Forecast is Dismal

While we've seen a lot of our former NBC Friends on and off the big screen, David Schwimmer has pretty much done an effective job of remaining out of the Hollywood spotlight and keeping his life on the DL. In fact, aside from the bevy of beauties, that could all change if he accepts his latest proposition (and the place all B actors go when their career tanks): a stint on Celebrity Big Brother. Former houseguests include model Caprice (ex-Surreal Life-er) and Jackie Stallone. According to Jewtastic, the British show is considering a few other Jewish comedians, including Jackie Mason and Dustin Hoffman. Jackie Mason seems plausible. Somehow I don't envision Hoffman going from Stranger Than Fiction to pimping himself out for Britain's Channel 4.